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Remembering Robin Williams

October 02, 2014 Published by Rajesh Goel

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Robin Williams Live At The Met is the funniest routine I have ever heard. I am going to miss this crazy Friar – his pictures are all over the club walls.

Here are my favorite jokes and one-liners from Robin:

Prime Minister Botha, White Courtesy Phone.

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number one.

The definition of pornography is quite simple. Erotic is using a feather, pornography is using the entire chicken.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so — look at the platypus.

There is no devil. There’s just God when he drinks.

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently — and for the same reasons.

If you can remember the ’60s, you weren’t there.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Ballets: men wearing pants so tight you can tell what religion they are.

What are your favorite memories of Robin? Shoot me an email at raj@brainlink.com with the subject Robin Williams.

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