The Lighter Side Why Men Are Thankful this (and every) Thanksgiving


What do you expect from such simple creatures?

  • Your last name stays put
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  • You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are thankful.