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THE LIGHTER SIDE: A Summer Roast

July 31, 2014 Published by Rajesh Goel

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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
A: I’m bacon!

Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
A: Summer!

Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!

Q: What do you call a French guy in sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.

Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A: A hot dog!

Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.

Q. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?
A. It’s rated ARRRRRR!

Q. What’s the best day to go to the beach?
A. SUNDAY!

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