A lady pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure her golden retriever had fresh air. The dog was stretched out on the back seat, and she wanted to make sure the dog stayed there.
She walked backward toward the store, pointing her finger at the dog and saying:
“Now you stay …..
Do you hear me?… Stay!… Stay!”
The driver of a nearby car piped up:
“Why don’t you just put it in park?’
A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign.
“Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?” yelled an irate man.
She rolled down her window and yelled back, “What makes you think these are all mine?”
“On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment — halftime.”