Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. He taps on the driver’s window, the driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his night stick. The driver asked why he did that.
The trooper says, “You’re in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you’ll have your license ready.”
The driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”
The trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back, then walks around to the car’s passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls the window down, and the trooper smacks him with his night stick.
“Ow!” says the passenger. “What’d you do that for?”
The trooper says, “Just making your wish come true. Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, “I wish that lousy cop would’ve tried that on me!”